I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska
the girl has big dick energy
she stole all of his dick energy and killed him
The timing of thriller coming on is
perfect
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Dolly Parton quotes, part 3 of 3
okay guys let me talk to you about dolly parton
dolly parton is the best
i love dolly parton and please acknowledge that she’s a queen
Dolly Parton has come up with some of my fav quotes. Two I remember very well are:
“No money doesn’t make you happy but at least you can wear nice clothes while you’re miserable.”
“No it doesn’t bother me when people call me a dumb blonde because I know I’m not dumb and I know I’m not blonde.”
dolly parton once entered a dolly parton look-alike contest and lost.
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All im saying is we both got $2 if we put it together we can get a 4 for 4 from Wendy’s and split it
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I saw 0 wake me up when Sepetember end jokes this year and this is the character development we all needed
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never trust a person who talk to their pets in their normal voice
NOT TRUE before my nephew leaves my home he always looks my dog straight in the eye and says “Delilah. You are a wonderful woman. Have a good day.”
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